Monday, November 26, 2007

Gordon Brown Eats Children's Pets

This just in from a reliable source:

Brown reached into the cage of the school hamster, picked it up and placed it in his mouth.

"We all thought it was a joke," Said Mrs Gwiggis, a witness to the incident whose child attends the school, "but then he started chewing and we realised he was actually eating it"

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